January 2011
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
dollfied21:
FACT: Hindi lahat ng GOODBYES ay nakakalungkot.
superglenntot:
Halimbawa:
“Goodbye Class.”
Girls with the same face in every picture.
planetmars:jusabadangel:snapzisinked:-dizzyonlemonade:badgersottersandllamas:i-aint-bovvered:
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
What a straight up gentleman.
Boy: How come you’ve never had a boyfriend?
Girl: Because I’m not allowed to have one yet. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
Alarm Pillow
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
Morning…
*gasp* It’s morning everyone!
Today’s the day!
The sun is shining,
The tank is clean,
and we’re gonna bust out of…..
If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
You know those cages our parents used to use to...
shelovesbananas:
reblog-follow:
letsjustdisappear:
Walk away like a BOSS
THIS KID IS A GENIUS
OMG! o.O
iwantahugecupofcoffee:
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